Fuckyeah.

Ehh, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

I’ve been using Google+ for less than 24 hours, and I love the ideas it has, but it needs some work:

• Combining Google Calendar with Google+ for events (as there are no group events yet)
• I know they’re trying to have differences between them and Facebook, but why not have at least a text box where people can type the music they like, etc.?
• This isn’t actually Google’s fault, but more websites need to have the “+1” sign embedded in the website; a la Facebook’s like.

I NEED TO GO SHOPPING FOR GUNS WITH SOMEONE.

Things I want to do after I’m dead;

1. Read.  Goddamn it, if I want to haunt libraries for the rest of eternity, I’m going to do it.  I’m a big reader, it’s no secret, so I’ll just scare the hell out of librarians (a la Ghostbusters) and read every book available.
2. Find Gary Gygax.  Damn it, I’m going to find the ghost of Gary Gygax and play D&D for the next hundred and forty years.  Wouldn’t he be the absolute BEST DM ever?  I think so.
3. Find out what really goes into McDonald’s burgers.
4. Find out what KFC’s secret herbs and spices are (I have a $10 bet with the ghost of Oscar Wilde that it’s just brine and ketchup)
5. Listen to every music album.  Ever.  Seriously, I have nothing else to do than listen to the hundreds of Beatles cover albums for the next hundred and seventy years.
6. Search for the lost ark (optional: discover if its face-melting properties are as potent as advertised).
7. Explore EVERY-FREAKING-WHERE.
8. Look for intelligent life in the universe.

So yeah,this is the list of things I’m going to do after I’m dead.  LET’S GO.

medik:

snoipahkat:

somethingsordid:

cynicsalwayssayno:

drunkonstevphen:

character break!

This was glorious.

oh my god

i am five years old i am still laughing so hard

when he held the papers to his face i was practically screaming omg this man is so wonderful

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those “holier-than-thou” people who claim to not see race.

No one is really “colour-blind”, everyone makes decisions based on race.  It’s not a big deal, they’re usually not big decisions, or even conscious ones based in hatred.

californiajones:

protonsandprostitutes:

littner:

shunao:

voldehyung:

TW: self harm/suicide attempt

curiouscake:

Silence of love (Official English Subtitle) TVC Thai Life Insurance (by thailifechannel)

jesus christ

legit crying

how can commercials be this depressing

 yeah i watched this a few days ago and had to try really hard to not burst into tears right then and there

i just broke down in tears//

usually these things bring tears to my eyes and I never actually cry but I STARTED TO FUCKING CRY

I am BAWLING

this is the fucking video that made me cry and when I went to go hug my dad he was watching porn 

this is the fucking video and I cannot handle how hard it makes me sob

ALL MY CREYS GUYS, ALL MY CREYS!!!

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